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March 9th, 2004, 10:06 PM
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By Gael Fashingbauer Cooper, MSNBC TV editor
Tony Soprano's biggest problem this week: He thinks it's that psychiatrist Melfi won't date him, but little does he know that Christopher and Paulie randomly killed a waiter and Adriana is ratting to the Feds. He really doesn't have time for a new romance.
On the home front: Tony's Mob family may be busy, but his nuclear family has a bear of a problem all their own. Carmela and AJ have been visited by a bear in their Jersey McMansion. Tony sent henchman Vinnie to guard the homefront. By the end of the show, Tony himself was taking the watch, sitting outside in a pool chair with an automatic weapon, literally loaded for bear.
Unanswered questions of the week:
When did Bobby and Janice get married, and how did they beat Chris and Ade to the altar?
Why does Tony have a grenade in the hidden gun compartment of his house, and how long till it plays a major role in an upcoming show?
With all her family's money, why can't bratty Meadow wash her black 'Stang?
This week's body count: One. Paulie and Christopher took out a poor Atlantic City waiter whose only crime was to complain about a fractional tip they left him. Will this crime come back to haunt them? They think no one knows them in AC, but I wouldn't be so sure.
Fun Mob fact of the week: The low man on the Family totem pole gets stuck with the bill for the group's elaborate dinners, which doesn't exactly thrill low man Christopher.
Sopranos Fashion Watch: Adriana's got the body for it, but that blue push-up halter top and pants would not have made it on "Queer Eye for the Mob Straight Girl." Nice belly-button ring, though.
Updated: 2:10 p.m. ET March 09, 2004
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By Gael Fashingbauer Cooper, MSNBC TV editor
Tony Soprano's biggest problem this week: He thinks it's that psychiatrist Melfi won't date him, but little does he know that Christopher and Paulie randomly killed a waiter and Adriana is ratting to the Feds. He really doesn't have time for a new romance.
On the home front: Tony's Mob family may be busy, but his nuclear family has a bear of a problem all their own. Carmela and AJ have been visited by a bear in their Jersey McMansion. Tony sent henchman Vinnie to guard the homefront. By the end of the show, Tony himself was taking the watch, sitting outside in a pool chair with an automatic weapon, literally loaded for bear.
Unanswered questions of the week:
When did Bobby and Janice get married, and how did they beat Chris and Ade to the altar?
Why does Tony have a grenade in the hidden gun compartment of his house, and how long till it plays a major role in an upcoming show?
With all her family's money, why can't bratty Meadow wash her black 'Stang?
This week's body count: One. Paulie and Christopher took out a poor Atlantic City waiter whose only crime was to complain about a fractional tip they left him. Will this crime come back to haunt them? They think no one knows them in AC, but I wouldn't be so sure.
Fun Mob fact of the week: The low man on the Family totem pole gets stuck with the bill for the group's elaborate dinners, which doesn't exactly thrill low man Christopher.
Sopranos Fashion Watch: Adriana's got the body for it, but that blue push-up halter top and pants would not have made it on "Queer Eye for the Mob Straight Girl." Nice belly-button ring, though.
Updated: 2:10 p.m. ET March 09, 2004
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