Favorite Episode Quotes

[FlyOnMelfisWall]

List your favorite quotes from Live Free or Die.

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[bobC]

There sure was an abundance of lines in this episode.

I'll start with Tony's line of "Vito is a "come from behind" kind of guy."

It had me rolling along with many others.

--
BobbyBuz
"Everything happens for a reason"</p>

[telaforbin]

tony- he's a fag

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[HagensBing1977]

Paulie- "I'll tell ya one thing. If it was me that this kid was spreading rumors about, he'd have something up his own @ss, and it wouldn't be no c@ck either!"

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[EdaMaria]

Tony on Jennifer Beals/'The L Word:' `Is she a dyke in real life?'


gotta love an HBO shoutout to Showtime ...

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[billymac]

Gay (I think) Antique shop owner to Vito: "You're a natural"

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[Alas1119]

"What do we gotta do, Tone, actually see him take it in the ass?"


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[The Original G Man]

"Whoa, whoa, whoa ... you mean he was pitching? Not catching??"

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[RDeol]

I'd appreciate it if someone could post the exact words; I'm tlaking about the scene in the beginning where Tony tells everyone to "take it to the back" and Chris' friend makes a statement about Vito taking it in the back.

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[capobrendan]

Carm's response to Meadow's Bush-bashing

"I voted for him"

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[tomahawk19]

T - Let's take this in the back

Chris' AA Buddy - Yeah, that's what Vito did.

T - You can go.

Laughing so hard I almost missed the next scene. Thank goodness for my DVR.

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[RDeol]

Thanks Tomahawk!!

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[FlyOnMelfisWall]

Tony to Melfi:

These guys I work with, they're asking for head . . . for his head. What the fuck?!

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[crooks banza]

Christopher's line about the Arab guy having a dog . . . a springer spaniel. As if that proves that he can't possibly be a terrorist. Laughed my ass off.

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[Pork Store]

Tony: "It's 2006. There's pillow biters in the Special Forces."



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[billymac]

Chris to AA Buddy: "human frailty, it makes me sick some times"

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[Duke of Mantua]

Bobby: All I know is that I don't want him the social club no more.

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin">

...like if it was a treehouse or something.

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[billymac]

Some other episode classics

Chris to Tony (about Vito): "Tone...when he was always talking about greasing the Union, who knew that's what he meant"

Rosalie to Carmella (about Vito) "Imangine laying next to a guy for 15 years and to find out that he's been playing for the pink team." Plus Rosalie's look of recoiled shock when Meadow spills the beans was absolutely priceless.

Paulie to Finn: "Oh...it's Dr. Yank-em, the painless dentist"

Paulie to Patsie: "Yeah? Maybe you're a flambe". <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin">



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[Pork Store]

Tony to Crew: "I don't want to hear that word in here agian!"

After Carlo and Paulie are speculating that Vito's weight loss was because of AIDS.<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">







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[skaliz]

Benny laughing and screaming at Vito driving away

"F*cking fanock! Lying piece of sh*t! Better not come around here nomore!"

Loved his reaction <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D">

EDIT:

Also, Chris in the car talking to that guy

-He was down by the shore, with his gomaah
-So its bullsh*t then?
-Soon as they saw him he took off like a bat on a hill!

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin">

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[skaliz]

Silvio to Tony after he talked to Marie Spartafore

"I'm telling you, my business, I'm around lots of women.. That one aint getting laid!"



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[YoLaJimbo]

Not a quote, but the opening scene with Tony's irritation with the rattling air conditioner (or whatever it was) was priceless.

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[bobC]

Carmella, What happened to my bundt pan?

http://members.cox.net/buzmeg/ROFLMAO.jpg

The little cartoon seemed appropriate for the theme of this episode.

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BobbyBuz
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[MrTaste]

tony explains 'the prison option' every line got funnier and funnier...

...you get a pass for that kind of thing...

...hey, there's no women in there!

...you're in there for five, ten years!

... course my incarceration was of a very short duration... (or words to that effect)

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[Duke of Mantua]

The best line in the show belonged to Finn.

"I was in the back of a butcher shop with your UNCLE Paulie, ratting out a guy I don't even know."

Finn's contrast on this show is clever clever clever

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[bacala]

Yes, I was laughing as soon as I saw Finn walking in the door from Satriales. The long corner shot where all the guys are sitting around the table and Tony walking in with Finn...no one even had to say anything and I was already laughing b/c I knew nothing but comedy was coming next. Chris had some great lines about the whole thing too.

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[bobC]

Finn referring to Johnny Sac as "Johnny Macaroni"

--
BobbyBuz
"Everything happens for a reason"</p>

[li]

Bobby was funny saying that Vito can no longer come to their social club! hahaha

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[ObservingEgo]

The cellphone dialogue between Tony and the roadcrew construction guy.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">(...if Tony had just been somewhat less impulsive and primitively rageful, he could have learned so much from that guy as to Vito's location, etc.)</span>

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[CaliberCutChops]

I totally agree with skaliz, in terms of the best line from the show:

Benny's reaction towards Vito is something I'll play over and over again. Funny

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[stangclassic66]

The dialogue between Tony and the roadside worker had me rolling.

Paulie's comments towards Vito while Finn was ratting Vito out.

Silvio to Tony: If Vito does come back, would you really kiss him on both sides of the face?

Tony to Silvio: Can I read in peace, please? (signs of Tony going soft)

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[Sheila 1986]

<blockquote>Quote:<hr>Silvio to Tony: If Vito does come back, would you really kiss him on both sides of the face?<hr></blockquote>

I think he said both cheeks instead of face...I rolled on that one as well! <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin">

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[BellaConsigliere]

Meadow to Carm, after Carm admits she voted for Bush.

"Yeah, you don't identify with black people clinging to logs."

I love how she's pointing out the elitism of her family in comparison to the Hurricane Katrina victims.

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[billymac]

<blockquote>Quote:<hr>I love how she's pointing out the elitism of her family in comparison to the Hurricane Katrina victims.<hr></blockquote>

I wanted to smack Meadow for saying that to her mother (and for her otherwise generally super bitch snotty attitude in this show, but I'l reserve that for another post). WTF does SHE know about the problems of a Katrina victim herself, spoiled little daddy's rich girl that she is?

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[DarngoodCoffee]

Crooks Banza: Many Muslims think that dogs are unclean, and many more religious and devout Muslims avoid dogs altogether, let alone actually owning one. My friend invited a Palestinian girl to our home once, and she wouldn't come inside until we put the dog in the back yard. Chris must have known this.


My favorite line, the one that had me absolutely screaming laughing, was Silvio hooking his lip and mumbling at Finn acting like he was having tooth pain. I was literally in tears.

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[The Legend of Tennessee Moltisanti]

Guy in the Car supplying "SCISSORS"

"Maybe it was a mid-life crisis thing"

Christopher

"Sucking a C**k??"


Classis.<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin">

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[Soda drink]

Paulie:
"What's der' to think about?"

Tony:
"sit down"

Paulie:
"F--k dat! I'll say it again, what's der' to think about!?"

Great little tension between them.

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[stangclassic66]

Not a quote, but how about when Tony and Chris were talking about the two arabs and Chris was pumping 5lb. weights.

That had me rolling.



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[Giuseppe Soprano]

Did anyone else pick up on that in the therapy session with Melfi on talking about homosexuals, Tony rather sarcastically mentions something along the lines of:

"they go around in pity for themselves...."

Would seem that the 'Ojibwe Saying' posted up in his hospital room had some subliminal trickle in his mind at that moment <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

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[JasonS2006]

Silvio's mouth gag when Finn entered had my stomach hurting from laughter. God, that was friggin' priceless.

Sylvio: "Auughh-Aaaugghhh-Augghh-Aaaugh!" <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin">

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[MrTaste]

and not to forget carm echoes her infamous line to AJ... 'with your father in a coma!"

to her dad... over his pilfering.. 'with my husband on his death bed!'

i can't wait to see who she throws it up to next.. hehe

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[MrTaste]

"they go around in pity for themselves...."


yeah giovanna.. good catch... i heard that too and thought of the ojibwe...

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[ChristophersRelapse]

I thought Melfi was going to call him out on the ojibwe quote (believing of course that it was her who gave it to Tony in the first place.)

Christopher to Finn.

"We're going to get him to pay for some therapy."


and the funniest part of the entire season(imho) was Patsy reacting to Chris' union greasing line.

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[Giuseppe Soprano]

MrTaste;

Giovanna? Did you mean me 'Giuseppe'Soprano?

Thats the 2nd time someone here has now called me Giovanni (I dunno what to read into Giovann<span style="text-decoration:underline">a</span> being the female equivalent!) <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Maybe someone is trying to tell me i need to change my name!

Glad to see you caught the Ojibwe refefence too. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">


LouisBrasiSleepsWithFish - i too just couldnt stop LMAO at Patsy reaction to Chris' 'union greaser' joke; I think that because it was so unadulterated, so natural, as he was laughing hysterically infront of all the guys whilst they were all stone-dead serious...

... i love how it was filmed in that Chris started laughing at his own joke before he had finished it, humouring itself - the writing and of course acting in this instance just makes if seem SO real and relateable to the viewer - this style being one of the many huge draws to me of this wonderful series

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[Pork Store]

Tony: I'm not going to condemn the man off the word of some fucking douche bag from Yonkers.

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[stcroix103]

There is a clever sight gag 48 minutes into my TiVo of the episode. We are in Tony's back-room office, where Carlo is getting his promotion. Looking over Silvio's shoulder from a larger-than-life reproduction of a (mug shot?) is the bust of a remarkably sensual 1930s-style young man, a suggestive, ironic reinforcement of the episode's homoerotic theme. I'm wondering, why does Tone have this fella on his wall, and why is it so big?

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[Reffy]

In the kitchen, right after Meadow has used the F word, Tony asks, "since when do you go around using language like that in this house with immunity".

Actually the word immunity can be used in this way but the phrase is usually used with the word "impunity".

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[ChristophersRelapse]

StCroix.... That's a picture of a Young Frank Sinatra, and it has been there since the beginning of time (season 1).

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[haironmelfistwat]

<blockquote>Quote:<hr>Actually the word immunity can be used in this way but the phrase is usually used with the word "impunity".<hr></blockquote>

Good catch... I thought I was the only "anal wordsmith" around here, lol...

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[peeayebee]

Lots of great lines and exchanges, of course. Just a few more that haven't been mentioned.

When Carm and her dad are arguing about the house materials --

Hugh: "You left it there to rot."
Carm: "I can't believe this. With my husband on his deathbed."
Hugh: "Sarah Bernhardt."

The way he said 'Sarah Bernhardt' was hilarious!


After Melfi asks Tony about the cost of his hospital stay --

Tony: "Is that the issue?"
Melfi: "You tell me. What IS the issue?"
Tony: "He's a FA-AG!"

Then later, after Tony tells her what he doesn't like about homosexuality --

Tony: "I don't give too much of a shit what people do behind closed doors between consenting adults. Don't forget -- I'm a strict Catholic. I agree with that Senator Sanatorium, if we let this thing go too far, pretty soon we'll be fucking dogs."
<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

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[Duke of Mantua]

<blockquote>Quote:<hr> i too just couldnt stop LMAO at Patsy reaction to Chris' 'union greaser' joke; I think that because it was so unadulterated, so natural, as he was laughing hysterically infront of all the guys whilst they were all stone-dead serious...
<hr></blockquote>

I could not agree more. I didn't particularly find Chris' joke very funny, but Patsy's reaction to the joke made the moment absolutely hysterical. I agree; it was the contrast between the seriousness of Carlo and Bobby and Patsy's eruption that made the moment.

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[JohnnySac]

<blockquote>Quote:<hr>Paulie to Patsie: "Yeah? Maybe you're a flambe"<hr></blockquote>

Is that what he says? Flambe? I couldn't figure it out...

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[kevncaz]

New to posting here but wanted to pipe in on a few things.

Not actually a quote but paraphrasing:
The scene where Silvio is sitting with Vito's wife waiting for him to show up. Before he leaves: "Here's Blood, Sweat and Tears tickets. And back stage passes."

No disrespect to the band's fans, but Blood, Sweat and Tears??? Gee, good thing Silvio is connected otherwise that would have been a hard ticket to get! And back stage passes, to boot. Hanging with David Clayton-Thomas and company would be a wild time. Why not the Stones, Springsteen, some band more in demand?

Did I miss something from perhaps an earlier episode or was this Chase's tongue in cheek humor?

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[Giuseppe Soprano]

I laughed out loud when Tony and Chris were talking in the back of Satriales about the Middle Easterners and Tony said something along the lines of:

"That Middle Easterner, whats his name - "Fazool" or something?"

I loved the Italian-esque pronunciation of "Fazool", in that Tony kinda pi$$-takingly used the similar sounding "Fazool/Fagiole" as in Dean Martin's "Thats Amore" song; (i.e: Pasta with broad beans)


"When the stars make you drool just like a <span style="text-decoration:underline">pasta fagiole (pronounced "Fazool&quot<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"> </span> That's amore"


He was likely trying to say "Faizal" which is a traditional Middle Eastern name which is even more funny when you realise the guys names are Ahmed and Mohammed!

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[ChristophersRelapse]

"Sitting on a Park bench, Do be do be do do"



AQUALUNG!!!!!!!!

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[bobC]

"Don't forget - I'm a strict Catholic. I agree with that Senator Sanitorium [sic].
If we let this stuff go too far, soon we'll be f&@#ing dogs". -Tony Soprano

http://www.politicspa.com/FEATURES/index.4.jpg

--
BobbyBuz
"Everything happens for a reason"</p>

[MrTaste]

MrTaste;

Giovanna? Did you mean me 'Giuseppe'Soprano?


ehhhh giuseppe.. me despiace... maybe i need new glasses

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[bobC]

“Vito Spatafore is an ass muncher”

“He was wearing a motorcycle outfit, like the guy in the village people, with the hat and the vest…” “chaps too.”

“Ok lets take this in the back” “Yeah, that’s what Vito did!”

“Tell you what, if it was me this kid was spreading rumors about, he’d have something up his own ass. And it wouldn’t be no cock either.”

“No rush to judgment…for all we know this fuckin Sal guy’s got a hard-on for Vito.”

“So whatta we gotta do Tone, actually see him take it in the ass?”

“I hear fat Vito has been riding up the Hershey highway.”

“It could be a mid-life thing” “suckin a cock??? A midl-life thing?”

“In my business, I’m around a lot of women; that one ain’t getting laid.”

“He’s a faaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaag!”

“The guys that are working for me are asking for head…his head…what the fuck.”

“Just for the record my incarceration was very short term, so I never had any need for any anal…you know.”

“Catching? Not pitching?”

“When he was always talking about greasing the union, who knew that’s what he meant.”

“He’s a come from behind kinda guy.”

“It’s 2006…there’s pillowbighters in the special forces.”

“Let’s say he shows up…you gonna kiss this guy on both cheeks.”

Johnny Macaroni (not Sacrimoni) crack by Finn (DeTrillio, himself [part] Italian)

--
BobbyBuz
"Everything happens for a reason"</p>

[Giuseppe Soprano]

GiuseppeSoprano to MrTaste:

No problems, dont apologise! With Vitos bi/gay storyline starting to come to a head (no pun intended!) in this episode, theres alot of sexual ambiguity in the air at the moment so somewhats seems understandable that i may have been confused as a girl - so im willing to give you a pass!

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

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[MrTaste]

mille grazie amico mio

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[Giuseppe Soprano]

Prego Signore Sapore!

(Chris: You speak I-Tal too huh!) <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

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[stcroix103]

LouisBrasiSleepswithFish, no wonder that picture looked familiar. It's great you could tell us--or me, if I'm the only retard who didn't know already--who that is: sure looks like a gangster, though.

You've obviously been watching closely since season one, so I wonder if you can say anything about "putting money on the street," as Angie is doing, apparently abetted by the made or almost-made Benny Fazio? What's actually involved in putting money on the street?

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[Pork Store]

Murmur: "“Vito Spatafore is an ass muncher”

Paulie: OHHOOOOOOO

Murmur: I'm sorry. It's true.

Just the way he says it makes me roll.<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin">


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[Cassata]

this is probably my favorite episode to just sit and laugh.

When Finn is telling the guys that "Vito was blowing the security guard", they immediately cut to Paulie with eyes wide open and Paulie blurts "SON OF A BITCH" I swear, even time I watch that snip of Paulie it takes me five minutes to recover..:eek: :eek: :eek: